My Dick - Mickey Avalon Finally, found a great song for my wedding entrance. Read more. Show less Finally found the song for my funeral.
Lyrics: "My Dick" My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays its amazing - this song can still appeal to my 15 year old self.
My Dick Lyrics: My dick cost a late night fee / Your dick got the HIV / My dick plays on the double feature screen / Your dick went straight to DVD.